Wednesday, June 3, 2009

nakey people scare me.

I finally got to cross off a "to do" from my list of things to accomplish this summer! I joined Ballys with my mother last week and I'm really proud to say we've been attending on a daily basis (mins Sunday) :P I wasn't really thinking about joining a gym this summer but my mother hired me as her personal trainer (not that I know ANYTHING about physical fitness) I'm sooo happy to say that I AM SORE!! I am determined to become jacked by the time i return to school in September. You guys won't be able to touch my arm flab and giggle anymore! I really hope I don't break my daily routine or else I'll just end up gaining so much weight.

With my $30/month gym membership I also get to watch naked people for free. Apparently this comes with my membership package but I wasn't aware of it. Everyday, I have to walk into the women's locker room with my eyes all squinty praying to God that I won't see an old Korean woman with her junks hanging out. Yesterday, I had the "pleasure" of seeing a woman stand butt naked in the middle of the locker room just talking to her friend. I really don't understand how one can be so comfortable being completely naked in front of others. I found that the only naked people in the locker room were KOREAN. Koreans and their freaking saunas just LOVE LOVE LOVE to get butt naked and scrub each people's backs. I am embarassed. 

So if you got a Korean  sister, aunt, mom, or grandma that goes to Bally Total Fitness in Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey please tell them to keep their junks to themselves. k thanks!