Wednesday, June 3, 2009

nakey people scare me.

I finally got to cross off a "to do" from my list of things to accomplish this summer! I joined Ballys with my mother last week and I'm really proud to say we've been attending on a daily basis (mins Sunday) :P I wasn't really thinking about joining a gym this summer but my mother hired me as her personal trainer (not that I know ANYTHING about physical fitness) I'm sooo happy to say that I AM SORE!! I am determined to become jacked by the time i return to school in September. You guys won't be able to touch my arm flab and giggle anymore! I really hope I don't break my daily routine or else I'll just end up gaining so much weight.

With my $30/month gym membership I also get to watch naked people for free. Apparently this comes with my membership package but I wasn't aware of it. Everyday, I have to walk into the women's locker room with my eyes all squinty praying to God that I won't see an old Korean woman with her junks hanging out. Yesterday, I had the "pleasure" of seeing a woman stand butt naked in the middle of the locker room just talking to her friend. I really don't understand how one can be so comfortable being completely naked in front of others. I found that the only naked people in the locker room were KOREAN. Koreans and their freaking saunas just LOVE LOVE LOVE to get butt naked and scrub each people's backs. I am embarassed. 

So if you got a Korean  sister, aunt, mom, or grandma that goes to Bally Total Fitness in Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey please tell them to keep their junks to themselves. k thanks! 

2 comments:

Timothy Yi said...

what's wrong with old korean ajumas getting naked? ohhhhhh yeaaaa babyyyy...i mean...cover your eyes! don't judge them...they're going back to their roots...actually we all should go back to our roots in genesis when adam and eve roamed around naked freely...werdd

Jeff said...

why don't you embrace them! accept them for who they are!! their natural state! naked people need love too, you know...